http://taiwanjournal.nat.gov.tw/ct.asp?xItem=54220&ctNode=413
“Mormon proprietor tastes alcohol without swallowing”
(EDITOR: Just stop serving booze!)
http://www.sltrib.com/themix/ci_12754408
“LDS Leaders strive to help foreign members feel comfortable in a historically America-centric religion”
(EDITOR: Stop pretending everywhere in the world is downtown SLC, you idiots!)
http://mormontimes.com/studies_doctrine/church_history/?id=9551
“Park said Parley Pratt helped articulate the Mormons' "radically optimistic" view of the body. This view developed as doctrines were revealed by Joseph Smith and then explained by Pratt”
(EDITOR: Oh, yeah! Boffing other men's wives!)