Hello. Welcome to the COV for Sunday 24th March.
First off a contribution from Eric
A flashback to my Mormon days... Ode To Me, Ward Clerk.
A poem I wrote a few years ago for The Sugar Beet, an online Mormon satire magazine. I was a frustrated ward clerk in one of the most conservative wards in Happy Valley (my mustache/goatee was a constant source of contention in the stake, causing issues ranging from leading the young men astray to upsetting Jesus). I put some of my frustrations into this quick poem, which I submitted to be published in The Sugar Beet's printed edition. It never made it to the online or printed magazines, but eventually made it to The Sugar Beet's compendium of humor, The Mormon Tabernacle Enquirer.
My days as a ward clerk feel like a lifetime ago, but the emotions and frustrations are still as real today as they were then.
(MATT: Being a ward clerk sucks. About as much as being the Ward Exec Sec. All of the work, none of the benefits. (What benefits??))
And next from Runtu:
Here's my first contribution in over a year:
As for your tag line, try this:
Reality sucks. Try Mormonism!
(MATT: Thanks! A very thoughtful article. Mormonism DOES use fear to keep members down.
And maybe I could try that tagline! Sorry about the hyperlink not working. I can't figure out how to create hyperlinks in Firefox. Anyone got an idea, please?)
Here's one from Fr33kishly Paranoid.
An interesting post. He knows where the Golden Plates are!
And now we step over to South Bay Soliloquies where we read an interest post on running, running shoes and on how you can't stop in life.
And now here is mine (Without the hyperlink. Dang!)
I had a Mormon post a comment on my blog that Joseph Smith was a prophet even if physical reality told him it was not true.
I attempt in my post to examine Joseph Smith's false prophethood by comparing him to a fake doctor. (Actually a true story.)
Well, that's it for now. Easter is almost over for another year and I'll see you in another two weeks.