OK, let’s see… Your brothers and sisters never see you, they do not like their children being alone with you and your parents think that you are one of Satan’s minions.
What are you? A murderer? Child molester? A rapist? A convicted fraudster? No. Just a former Mormon.
When my brother found out that I was chatting with to my nephew at a family (nevermo) party whilst I was drinking a can of lager, he could not wait to run over to us at the party (knocking an elderly nevermo relation out of the way in his indecent haste. Way to go, bruv!)
Apparently he thought I was an evil influence on my nephew and would try to lead him down the pathway to Hell.
The truth was that within minutes of talking with my nephew, I had found out more about my nephew than his (sadly) rather stupid father (my brother) had in his life.
I had found out that he had been binge drinking with a mate several times and I was actually advising him to take it easy with alcohol. To avoid spirits and not to drink stuff just for the sake of drinking it. Not that my brother would believe that. But that’s HIS problem!
But of course, as I am a filthy, degenerate apostate ™ © then I can have no good intentions and no noble objectives. Of course not. Because, of course, only Mormons know The Truth ™! The Truth? Sadly most Mormons would not know the truth if it bit them on the arse...
But we sometimes feel guilty when we do something non-Mormon like drink coffee or have a glass of beer with our meal.
But this is NOT our fault, nor is it our problem.
They are, after all, the ones who are following the example of a rapist and child molester and convicted fraudster, not us...
(Edited update of a previous post)